‘Daily Show’ Host Trevor Noah: Trump’s White House Casualty Numbers Reaching ‘Saving Private Ryan’ Levels (Video)

Another Tuesday means another high profile exit from Donald Trump’s White House — this time, as you’re probably aware, it was Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, who was fired via tweet by Trump Tuesday morning. Naturally, that being the big news of the day and the continuation of the unprecedented turnover rate in the Trump Administration, Trevor Noah spent a large chunk of the opening segment of “The Daily Show” Tuesday night cracking jokes about it.
“President Trump has fired secretary of state and human grumpy cat Rex Tillerson. And this just continues an unprecedented run of people quitting or getting fired from the Trump Administration. Think about it, we’re not even 14 months in and look at all the people we’ve lost,” Noah said as he displayed a CNN graphic showing 42 people who have quit or been fired from the Trump White House. “This is like ‘Saving Private Ryan’ numbers over here. This is a s— ton of people.”
Noah then noted that while Tillerson was the big name making an exit on Tuesday, two other White House staffers were also shown the door that day.
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“Rex was only one of three people who were fired today. Yeah, his aide was fired for explaining how Tillerson was fired, and Trump’s personal assistant was fired for possible financial crimes,” Noah said. “Yeah, working for the White House is basically like being in a ‘Saw’ movie. You show up, get tortured for a while and get killed off. That’s how it works. But of course there is the president whose catch phrase is literally ‘You’re fired” didn’t have the balls or the decency to tell Rex Tillerson the news to his face.”
Noah then, like every other late night host on Tuesday, clowned Trump for firing Tillerson in a tweet announcing his replacement. Later, though, was Noah’s best joke on this topic, about how while Tillerson may have been a terrible secretary of state, he’s a pretty good husband — the only reason he took the job in the first place was because his wife asked him to.
“Some wives ask their man to take out the garbage — this wife asked Tillerson to live in it. That’s the most devoted husband right there. That’s like the dopest thing for wife to brag about,” Noah said. “‘Oh your husband brought you flowers? My husband works for Trump because I asked him to. But daises are cute, too. You do you, girl.’”
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Noah then got serious for a moment, noting that it was probably a good thing Tillerson got fired but he did have one single excellent moment during his time as secretary of state.
“When Tillerson first took the job a lot of people dissed him because he had no diplomatic experience, and he was the only cabinet member with a resting ‘I have s— on my shoe’ face. And you know what, those people turned out to be right,” Noah said. “Tillerson was a bad secretary of state, he defended deep budget cuts to his department, he left many important positions unfilled and his weak leaderships had career diplomats leaving in droves. But even though he was a disaster overall, we should still be able to celebrate his greatest achievements.”
Then Noah cued a video titled “Rex Tillerson’s Greatest Achievements,” which consisted entirely of news reports about the time last year when Tillerson allegedly called Trump “a f—ing moron.”
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To watch this portion of Tuesday’s episode of “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah,” check out the video embedded at the top of this post.

The turnover in the Trump administration continues.

Michael Flynn  
Michael Flynn resigned in February 2017 as President Trump’s national security adviser after less than a month in the position.
The move came after Flynn admitted he gave “incomplete information” about a call he had with the Russian ambassador to the U.S. last December regarding sanctions against Russia, The New York Times reported, and that he misled Vice President Mike Pence and other top White House officials about the conversation.
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Preet Bharara 
Months after getting personal assurance from the president that he would remain in his job as a top federal prosecutor, Bharara was asked to submit his resignation in March 2017.
“Had I not been fired, and had Donald Trump continued to cultivate a direct personal relationship with me, it’s my strong belief at some point, given the history, the president of the United States would’ve asked me to do something inappropriate,” Bharara said on his podcast.

James Comey 
President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey in May 2017 over his handling of the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Trump’s decision was based on the recommendation of both Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, according to Spicer.
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Michael Dubke 
Michael Dubke, the first communications director in the Trump White House, resigned in May 2017 in the midst of ongoing blowback for the president’s handling of the firing of James Comey.

Sean Spicer 
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer resigned in late July 2017 when Trump hired Anthony Scaramucci as communications director. 
According to the New York Times, which first broke the news, Spicer told President Trump he vehemently disagreed with the appointment of New York financier and former Fox Business host Anthony Scaramucci as communications director.

Reince Priebus  
Priebus was ousted from his position as White House Chief of Staff in July 2017, when Donald Trump hired General John Kelly to take his place. 
“I am pleased to inform you that I have just named General/Secretary John F Kelly as White House Chief of Staff. He is a Great American,” Trump said in a tweet. 
“I would like to thank Reince Priebus for his service and dedication to his country,” Trump went on to say in a separate tweet. “We accomplished a lot together and I am proud of him!”

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Anthony Scaramucci 
Scaramucci was the White House Communications Director for 10 days last summer and is now infamous for a wild, expletive-filled interview with The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza. He announced in late September week that he will launch his own media website, called The Scaramucci Post. 

Sebastian Gorka 
Sebastian Gorka announced his decision to exit his role as deputy assistant to the POTUS in a letter to the president in late August 2017. 
“[G]iven recent events, it is clear to me that forces that do not support the MAGA promise are – for now – ascendant within the White House,” Gorka wrote in the letter, obtained by the Federalist. “As a result, the best and most effective way I can support you, Mr. President, is from outside the People’s House.”
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Steve Bannon 
White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon was reportedly fired in August 2017, though he insists he resigned July 27 — giving two weeks’ notice — but his leaving was put off because of the events in Charlottesville, Virginia. He returned to Breitbart News, where he vows to go to “war” for Trump.
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Tom Price 
Following a week-long scandal over his lavish use of private jets while traveling on government business, Health and Human Services secretary Tom Price  resigned on September 29.
“Secretary of Health and Human Services Thomas Price offered his resignation earlier today and the President accepted,” the White House said in a statement. “The President intends to designate Don J. Wright of Virginia to serve as Acting Secretary, effective at 11:59 p.m. on September 29, 2017.”

Omarosa Manginault 
Former “Apprentice” contestant Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned in December “to pursue other opportunities,” according to a White House press release. Trump thanked her for In February 2018, she became a contestant on “Celebrity Big Brother,” and bashed Trump in the first episode. 

Brenda Fitzgerald
Centers for Disease Control director Brenda Fitzgerald resigned in January 2018 after a Politico report that she bought shares in a tobacco company one month into her role. 
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Rob Porter  
Staff secretary Rob Porter left the White House in February 2018 after his two ex-wives both detailed accusations of  domestic abuse. Reports emerged that senior aides knew about the allegations for months but did nothing until more details came out to the public, sparking backlash. Trump praised Porter’s character and reiterated that he had proclaimed his innocence. 

Hope Hicks 
Just one day after testifying before the House intelligence committee in February 2018, the White House Communications Director and longtime Trump loyalist announced plans to resign.
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Gary Cohn 
Cohn, considered one of the most liberal members of Team Trump as director of the National Economic Council, announced in March 2018 he was leaving after a disagreement with Trump over tariffs on steel and aluminum imports. He had previously been mentioned as a possible chief of staff.

John McEntee 
McEntee was abruptly fired after serving a year as the president’s personal assistant, the Wall Street Journal reported on March 13, 2018. The paper cited an unspecified security issue as the reason for the dismissal.

Rex Tillerson  
The secretary of state was abruptly asked to resign in March 2018 after just over a year in the job. The former CEO of Exxon Mobil arrived at the State Department with no experience in government or diplomacy and soon ran afoul of both his agency and Trump, particularly after reports emerged that Tillerson had called the president a “moron” following a cabinet meeting.

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is the latest to leave the Trump administration

The turnover in the Trump administration continues.

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