The 17 Best Parts of Taika Waititi’s Hilarious ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Commentary Track

As you might expect from a person as silly as Taika Waititi, his director’s commentary for “Thor: Ragnarok,” which you can check out on Blu-ray and the iTunes version of the movie, is anything but run-of-the-mill. No, this is the rare situation in which the director’s commentary actually warrants buying the disc. That you get an excellent movie along with it is just a bonus.
Sure, Waititi does occasionally provide some real information about the making of the movie, but more often than not he just riffs, in a way only someone as downright wacky as Taika Waititi would do on the home video release for a $200 million Disney blockbuster. Another bonus: Waititit’s two-year-old daughter Matua makes a couple of really precious appearances on the track as well.
That fits perfectly with a movie as weird and funny as “Thor: Ragnarok,” so you’ll find no complaints from us. In place of complaints, below you’ll find, in no particular order, the 17 best ridiculous moments from what may be our favorite commentary track we’ve ever listened to.
Let’s dive in.
1) When Taika doesn’t really have anything to say but he’s pretending he does because he’s supposed to talk nonstop through this whole movie

2) Production on “Thor: Ragnarok” was pretty….extreme

3) The Marvel Cinematic Universe keeps getting bigger

4) Exciting news about what Waititi is working on next

5) Shout out to all the fans of tools watching the movie

6) Don’t ask Waititi about geeky Easter eggs, because he ain’t a nerd, okay?

7) “Thor: Ragnarok” is NOT part of the “Earth Girls Are Easy” shared universe

8) Taika Waititi may be more rich and famous than you and me, but he’s still human

9) Since they shot “Thor: Ragnarok” in Australia of course a boomerang was involved somehow

10) Contrary to the popular rumor, Anthony Hopkins was not doing anything lewd on screen at any point

11) Waititi had to convince Chris Hemsworth to take his shirt off

12-17) All the times Waititi misidentified the actors

BONUS: A video of Waititi’s song he made up for the Marvel logo


18. “The Incredible Hulk” (2008)  
Released just five years after Ang Lee’s “Hulk,” this second attempt to make a leading man out of the big green Gamma-radiated creature proved to be similarly disappointing. If we’ve learned anything from the Avengers movies, it’s that Bruce Banner works best when he’s a supporting character (and when he’s played by Mark Ruffalo).

17. “Ant-Man” (2015)  
While this movie deserves credit for not putting the fate of mankind on the line — the stakes are more child’s-toy-train-sized — the film’s stabs at humor seem overplayed, and little of Paul Rudd’s natural charm comes to the forefront of what should be a breezy caper. We can only wonder what Edgar Wright’s original version might have been like.

16. “Thor” (2011)  
Director Kenneth Branagh nails the thee-and-thou of the Asgard segments, but the small town where the climax plays out is one of the screen’s cheesiest fake cities since the terrible 1980s “Supergirl” movie. On the upside, actor Chris Hemsworth demonstrates a twinkly wit in this thunder god adventure, matched with impressive brawn.

15. “Iron Man 2″ (2010) 
The best MCU movies do a good job of distracting you from all the setting-up of future franchise entries; this one offers so much empire-building that it might as well have a “Pardon Our Dust” sign on it. Still, the first appearance of Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow, dispatching a hallway’s worth of opponents, made an unforgettable impression.

14. “Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011) 
Much as he did in “The Rocketeer,” director Joe Johnston excels at portraying the gloss of the 1940s, although the characters aren’t nearly as vivid as the USO bunting. But fear not, true believers — Cap’s onscreen adventures got way better in his subsequent solo and team movies.

13. “Thor: The Dark World” (2013) 
Firmly average, yes, but an improvement on its predecessor and a straight-up good time, skillfully balancing superheroics, second bananas, entertaining villains and the occasional killer one-liner. By no means a cornerstone of the MCU, but this one, mostly, works.

12. “Iron Man 3” (2013) 
Director and co-writer Shane Black doesn’t always have the tightest grasp on the story — what does the nefarious Extremis do again, and why? — but he shows off his skill at witty banter (which Robert Downey, Jr. can perform within an inch of its life) and breathtaking action (a mid-air rescue of a dozen passengers who have just tumbled out of Air Force One).

11. “The Avengers: Age of Ultron” (2015)   
It’s always fun when the band gets back together, but it’s also difficult to recapture the magic of that first time. This sequel offers plenty of excitement and Joss Whedon-scripted badinage, but it’s also a little overstuffed with supporting characters and set-ups for the next round of MCU movies. Lovers and haters of superhero movies can both find bolsters for their arguments here.

10. “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” (2017)  The band is back together, and they’re as bristly hilarious as in their first outing, but overall this sequel feels like it’s just vamping (entertainingly) until the next major plot shift in the MCU. Kurt Russell pops up as Ego the Living Planet, who claims to be the long-lost father of Peter Quill/Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), and while the movie is more concerned with character and emotion than plot, not all of the moving moments ring true.

9. “Thor: Ragnarok” (2017) 
Director Taika Waititi (“Hunt for the Wilderpeople”) strikes a delicate balance between breathless action and fate-of-the-universe stakes on one hand and tongue-in-cheek silliness and snappy banter on the other. Luckily, he’s got Chris Hemsworth, who excels at both, surrounded by the witty likes of Tom Hiddleston, Mark Ruffalo and franchise newbies Tessa Thompson, Jeff Goldblum and a gloriously over-the-top Cate Blanchett.

8. “Captain America: Civil War” (2016)  
The plotting and pacing aren’t as tight as in “Winter Soldier,” but if you’re looking for dark human conflict and rousing superhero-on-superhero action, this movie does a whole lot right that “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” did wrong.

7. “Iron Man” (2008) 
It all starts here — a superhero origin story for literalists who can’t get behind exploding planets or radioactive spiders. Jon Favreau, then most famous for directing “Elf” and writing and co-starring in “Swingers,” seemed an odd choice for the material, but he knows how to give us both the characters (played by Downey and Gwyneth Paltrow with panache) and the ka-blam.

6. Black Panther (2018) 
While Chadwick Boseman’s titular African king-superhero takes something of a back seat to a troika of fascinating female characters — played by Lupita Nyong’o, Danai Gurira and Letitia Wright — the movie nonetheless overflows with excitement and rich backstory. (And Michael B. Jordan’s Killmonger ranks among the franchise’s greatest villains.)

5. “Spider-Man: Homecoming” (2017)
Less guilt-driven and haunted than previous iterations of the character (on the page or screen), Tom Holland’s Spider-Man has enough on his plate dealing with his superhero growing pains. Hungry to join The Avengers but still grappling with all he has to learn — he’s only 15, after all — our hero faces off against blue-collar bad guy The Vulture (Michael Keaton, Birdman at last) in an adventure that’s breezy and funny while also featuring genuine stakes, terrific characterizations and wonderfully detailed casting. (You gotta love a teen movie that works in Zendaya, Tony Revolori, Abraham Attah and J.J. Totah, plus scene-stealing newcomer Jacob Batalon.)

4. “Doctor Strange” (2016)
It would be all too easy to make the spell-casting Master of the Mystic Arts look ridiculous on the big screen, but somehow director Scott Derrickson and his crew gave us a version of surgeon-turned-magician Dr. Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch), who seems at home in the real world, rubbing shoulders with the Avengers, and traversing trippy, eye-popping dimensions where none other could go.

3. “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)  
Breezy, flippant and soaking in the super hits of the ’70s, this comedy adventure is something of an outlier — both tonally and geographically — in the Marvel Universe. Still, whether or not Rocket Raccoon and Black Widow ever cross paths, this star-spanning saga was a reminder that there’s more than one way to tell a superhero story.

2. “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” (2014) 
Aggressive patriotism meets anti-government paranoia in this exciting tale that pits the Captain against labyrinthine conspiracies. It also turns out that Steve Rogers is way more interesting displaced in time in the 2000s than firmly at home in the 1940s. And you will believe The Falcon can fly.

1. “The Avengers” (2012)  
Still the gold standard of the MCU, this movie reveals that Joss Whedon gets comic books down to their DNA, in the same way that Steven Spielberg and George Lucas were fluent in the language of serials in the “Indiana Jones” movies. Putting all these heroes in one room (or helicarrier, anyway) yielded terrific results, even if the film’s success led to the all-superheroes-all-the-time ethos of contemporary Hollywood.

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